It gives me great pleasure to announce the latest entry in the dubious research category, this time from my very own University of Queensland. According to this article from the SMH, researchers have discovered that snorers’ spouses are losing sleep. That’s right, as counterintuitive and surprising as this may sound, these brilliant scientists have finally confirmed that having someone lying next to you snorting like a pig all night long will cause you to loose sleep. Fantastic, my tax dollars are finally being put to good use.