From the Sydney Morning Herald, apparently Britain's largest retailer has been in a bit of trouble over a toy they have been selling online recently - the Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit. According to the article the product was advertised with "Unleash the sex kitten inside ... simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!". Needless to say, family campaigners have been up in arms over this, claiming it would "destroy children's lives" and "It is an open invitation to turn the youngest children on to sexual behaviour". I have some serious moral objections of my own. Namely, why wasn't this product available when I was in 2nd grade?